Brown Eyed Handsome Man

 
 
Oh arrested on charges of unemployment 
He was sitting in the witness stand 
The judge's wife called up the district attorney 
Said you free that brown eyed man 
You want your job you better free 
That brown eyed man 
 
Flying across the desert in a TWA, 
I saw a woman walking across the sand 
She'd been a-walkin' thirty miles en route to Bombay 
To meet a brown eyed handsome man 
Her destination was a brown eyed handsome man 
 
Way back in history three thousand years 
In fact ever since the world began 
There's been a whole lot of good women shedding tears 
Over a brown eyed handsome man 
A lot of trouble with a brown eyed handsome man 
 
Well a beautiful a daughter couldn't make up her mind 
Between a doctor and a lawyer man 
Her mother told her, "Darlin' go out and find yourself 
A brown eyed handsome man 
That's what your daddy is a brown eyed handsome man" 
 
Well the Milo de Venus was a beautiful lass 
She had the world in the palm of her hand 
But she lost both her arms in a wrestling match 
To win a brown eyed handsome man 
She fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man 
 
Well-a two, three the count with nobody on 
He hit a high fly into the stands 
A-rounding third he was a-heading for home 
It was a brown eyed handsome man 
That won the game it was a brown eyed handsome man